Ana Burk ’25, Editor In Chief
Pink is the superior color. I think I like the idea of being able to manipulate probability. All I would have to do is fabricate a one hundred percent chance of something happening, and it would happen. A hundred percent chance of the clouds being cotton candy, and poof! The clouds are cotton candy. The possibilities seem pretty endless. The best ice cream flavors are birthday cake and strawberry, no criticisms about this will be accepted. I cannot keep a plant alive to save my life.